List of Funny Happy New Year Captions for Instagram & Facebook [2024]

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“This year my resolution is to achieve the goals I didn’t achieve last year and also the ones I’m not going to achieve this year.”

“New Year, same me because let’s be honest, I’m pretty awesome already.”

“I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I deceived myself into making New Year’s resolutions.”

“My New Year’s resolution was going to be quit all my bad habits but then it dawned on me – no one likes a quitter.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

“Welcome 2024! Now please be better than that weird dream called 2023.”

“Here’s to eating less and exercising more in…oh who am I kidding? Pass me another slice of pizza!”

“Just heard that my new diet doesn’t start until February so…Happy New Year!”

“The only thing I want to have a fresh start with is my Netflix account.”

“I cannot wait to control-alt-delete 2023, and start anew.”

“Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want is sleep!”

“My goal in 2024 is to accomplish the goals of 2023 which should have been done in 2022 because I promised them in 2021 and planned them in 2020.”

“This just came in: Breaking News – There will be no change this New Year either!”

“A big thank you to banana bread for helping me get through last year.”

“Just checked my bank balance… Looks like it’s laughter for dinner again!”

“May your WiFi be strong, coffee strong, but most importantly – willpower even stronger this upcoming year!”

“Page one of 365: Written by the best author in the world and guess what, it’s going to be hilarious.”

“Just a heads up: A New Year doesn’t mean I’ve changed. It just means I’ll be ruining your feed with new photos.”

“I would lose weight this year, but I hate losing!”

“New Year’s resolution: less thinking, more drinking!”

“Why limit my New Year celebrations to one night when I can celebrate the disappointment of failed resolutions all year long“Dear 2024, bring it on!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”

“Here’s to making pour decisions in 2024! Happy New Year!”

“Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.”


“May all your troubles last as long as your friends’ New Years resolutions!”

“They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a goat last year!”

“Walking into 2024 like…what just happened?”

“New year, same me because let’s face it – I’m already fabulous.”

“Dear Luck…can we be friends in 2024 please?

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For Girls:

“New Year, New Me! Just kidding, I’m fabulous all year round.”

“I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2023, and start anew.”

“Here’s to pretending that anything changes when the year does.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.”

“Sip sip hooray! Here’s to a fabulous 2024!”

“Dear 2024, please be gentle with this delicate flower.”

“‘New Year, New You!’ She said as she ordered another slice of cake.”

“365 new days; countless bad hair days waiting for us!”

“May all your troubles last as long as your friends’ New Years resolutions!”

“New year, same me because let’s face it – I’m already fabulous.”

“This just came in: Breaking News – There will be no change this New Year either!”

“Walking into 2024 like…what just happened?”

“Dear 2024, bring it on!”

“Taking applications for my New Year’s kiss.”

“They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a goat last year!”

“Just checked my bank balance… Looks like it’s laughter for dinner again!”

“Here’s to making pour decisions in 2024! Happy New Year!”

“A big thank you to banana bread for helping me get through last year.”

“Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want is sleep!”

“I would lose weight this year, but I hate losing!”

”Every ending holds a new beginning; happy beginnings without split ends!”

“The only thing I want to have a fresh start with is my Netflix account.”

“New Year’s resolution: less thinking, more drinking!”

“Just heard that my new diet doesn’t start until February so…Happy New Year!”

“My goal in 2024 is to accomplish the goals of 2023 which should have been done in 2022 because I promised them in 2021 and planned them in 2020.”

“Why limit my New Year celebrations to one night when I can celebrate the disappointment of failed resolutions all year long?”

“Page one of 365: Written by the best author in the world and guess what, it’s going to be hilarious.”

“Here’s to eating less and exercising more in…oh who am I kidding? Pass me another slice of pizza!”

“365 new days; countless new shades of lipstick!”

“Dear Luck…can we be friends in 2024 please?

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For Boys:

“New Year, New Me? Nah, I’m already pretty fantastic.”

“365 new days to pretend to be an adult.”

“I would lose weight for my New Year’s resolution, but I don’t like losing.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about going to the gym.”

“I can’t wait to rewrite my wrongs in 2024!”

“The only thing I want a fresh start with this year is my high score on video games.”

“Welcome 2024! Be better than my Wi-Fi signal please.”

“Just checked my bank balance… Looks like it’s gaming and instant noodles again!”

“I was going to quit all bad habits for my new year’s resolution… but then remembered that nobody likes a quitter.”

“Here’s hoping that the new year brings more pizza, video games and less ‘adulting'”

“Every New Year’s I resolve to procrastinate more… starting tomorrow.”

“The only dates I have lined up so far for 2024 are updates for my phone apps.”

Funny New Year Captions for Friends 2024

“New Year, same squad!”

“Here’s to making pour decisions together in 2024! Happy New Year!”

“I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2023, and start anew with you guys.”

“‘New Year, New Us!’ She said as we ordered another round of tequila shots.”

“Hope you’re ready for another big year of not keeping up with our resolutions.”

“Dear 2024, make sure to handle us with care!”

“May your troubles be less & your belly laughs be more this upcoming year.”

“365 new days; countless new reasons for group chats!”

“Just checked my bank balance… Looks like it’s laughter for dinner again!”

“Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re older and all we want is sleep…and wine!”

“Taking applications for my friend’s New Year’s kiss.”

“My goal in 2024 is to stop getting tagged in embarrassing photos by you guys.”

“The only thing I want to have a fresh start with is our group chat name.”

“New Year’s resolution: less thinking, more parties!”

“Walking into 2024 like…what just happened?”

“Dear 2024, please have more long weekends!”

“Here’s to making pour decisions in 2024! Happy New Year!”

“Why limit our fun celebrations to one night when we can celebrate the disappointment of failed resolutions all year long?”

”Every ending holds a new beginning; happy beginnings without any regrets!”

“This just came in: Breaking News – There will be no change this New Year either!”

“365 new days; countless new misadventures waiting for us!”

”Every grey hair earned from last year, every wrinkle well deserved! Welcome 2024!”

“Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!”

“Dear Luck… Let’s be friends in 2024 please?”

“New Year, new me? More like New Year, new reasons to stay up all night with my crazy friends!”

“May all your troubles last as long as your friends’ New Years resolutions.”

“When I thought I couldn’t love you more, here we are entering into a new year together.”

“Another year of friendship and fun! So excited for what this one will bring.”

“I’m just here for the food and champagne!”

“Bringing in 2024 with the people who matter most – my amazing friends!”

 

Funny Captions for Couples

“New Year, same partner in crime!”

”New year, new…Just kidding! I’m keeping you!”

“Here’s to another year of us making the ‘perfect pair’ pun.”

“May all your troubles last as long as our New Year’s resolutions.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to love you even when you steal the blanket.”

“Dear 2024, make sure we’re just as adorable as last year!”

“This New Year I vow to be less annoyed when you scream at the TV during football games.”

“They say don’t go into a year with unfinished business… so should we get married?”

“Here’s to another year of pretending that binge-watching is a date night.”

“Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want is sleep!”

“I can’t wait to control-alt-delete 2023, and start anew with you.”

“Happy New Year! Let’s eat more and exercise less!”

“The only thing I want to have a fresh start with is our movie list for date nights.”

“Can’t wait for another romantic year of Netflix binging with you!”

“Walking into 2024 like…what just happened? Oh right, another crazy year together.”

“Dear 2024, please have more date nights!”

“May both our wine glasses and our love always be full!”

“Here’s hoping that every day of this new year is filled with laughter (at each other).”

”Every ending holds a new beginning; happy beginnings without any arguments!”

“This just came in: Breaking News – There will be no change this New Year either!”

“365 new days; countless new takeout dinners waiting for us!”

”Every grey hair earned from last year, every wrinkle well deserved! Welcome 2024!”

“Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane…ish!”

“Dear Luck… Let’s be friends in 2024 please?”

“New Year, new me? More like New Year, new reasons to stay up all night with my favorite person!”

“My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.”

“This year let’s resolve to make better bad decisions.”

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.”

“New Year – same couple, just a bit older!”

“Bringing in 2024 with the one who matters most – you!”

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